Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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