Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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