Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
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