apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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