wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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