I think I just saw someone hide a body.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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