Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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