And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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