Whod you bang
I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
I think I am morally bankrupt
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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