Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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