with your own penis?
Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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