I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
why do cheetos always look like penises
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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