The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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