Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
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Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
i drank out of a bidet.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
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I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
My butt remains clenched, sir.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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