Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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