What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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