can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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