How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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