Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
