wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
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this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
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Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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