He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
NoShamevember. You game?
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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