There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
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I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
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im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
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