Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Someone came in the potted fern
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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