Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
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