found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
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nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
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Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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