17 year olds will be the death of me.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Randomize
