I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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