woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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