if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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