Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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