Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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