Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
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Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
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