last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Rumble strips road head = magical
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
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