um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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