Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Threesome in a minivan. New low
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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