If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
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