I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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