The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
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Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
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An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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