My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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