god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
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Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
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Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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