i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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