the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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