When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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