I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
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I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
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Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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