it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
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