So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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