Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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