All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
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Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
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On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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