love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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