I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
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After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
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I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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