Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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