Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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