haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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