I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
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I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
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Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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