How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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