i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
you would pick up someone in the library
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
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Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
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The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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